11.07.2006

So......

I've been offered a new job! 10,000 more, an office and no classroom duty. YEAH!!!!!

I'm very excited and will begin my new position in about 2 weeks, such excitement!

I was up soooooo early this morning as my poor little Sam had a hard time "relieving himself". He usually "goes" about twice a day, yesterday I had Mexican food (didn't feel like cooking) and I made the AWFUL mistake of letting him have some. Why oh why did I do that? First, I though it was all good because he didn't have any awful Sam gas but early this morning he jumped off the bed and went to the laundry room where he has a puppy pad on which to do his "business" on the days he may have to go in the house. He normally doesn't "go" in the house but we all have our off days right? So, I am always prepared. Anyway, he was gone for a LOOOONG time so I called him just to make sure he was okay. Finally, I got up and went to see if things were okay and he was in the back sitting room kind of hunched over in the weird position then NOTHING prepared me for the grossest thing I have seen for a long time. Not to get very graphic but the biggest, thickest, blackest turd was just stuck you know, half way out of him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! So, I stripped down because I didn't want ANY of that getting on my night clothes and hosed him down in the tub. What an ordeal. He was very appreciative as once he was clean he showered me with puppy kisses the likes of which I have never seen before. This afternoon, I will be taking him to the groomers for some serious booty hair grooming. EWWWWWW!!!!


So, last night I had another date with The Guy. He's really very sweet. Very smart. Very much a gentleman. I was kind of eh, over him before but, I think I may be able to dig him.....eventually. What I find cool about him is that we seem so far to have the same goals in life. He understands the path I'm on at this point in my life and we seem to want the same things. On another note, someone that I haven't spoken to in quite some time but who I really dug, this cat I'll call S called me the other day and we've spoken again a few times. I'm looking foward to seeing where things may progress with him.

Well I'm off to work.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on the new job! Oh and the Sam thing -yeah I have a yorkie too ( a lil girl) and I actually let her fur grow in ( it now reaches the floor) so I had a very vivid image of the situation with Sam ( way too many similar situations). GROSS!